Leto Log

A lot of you might think you’re pretty smart with this fantasy football thing. But I figure this little guy will beat all of us around the 2021 football season. I’m about 15 weeks pregnant, so she only weighs about an ounce or two right now, but I figure he’ll pack quite a punch in fantasy football once she’s about 12 years old or so. It’s too early to determine the sex, but for now, we call him Fred the Fetus, which is a vast improvement over Ethel the Embryo and Ziggy the Zygote. We’ll come up with a real name soon enough.

I know everyone wants to see a picture of the inside of my uterus, so here it is:

Oh, and here are the standings through week 12:
Martin Conference

1. THE DOMINATION SQUAD (Ryan M.), 10-2 record, 1147 points
2. Yaugdawg (Eric Y.), 9-3 record, 1058 points
3. Mudslingers (Mark M.), 7-5 record, 1110 points
4. Midnight Riders (Erin M.), 7-5 record, 973 points
5. Shack Attack (Rachelle S.), 6-6 record, 1035 points
6. Legion of Doom (Daryl S.), 5-7 record, 912 points
7. Rick’s Pics (Rick M.), 5-7 record, 905 points
8. I’m Gonna Win (Adam J.), 4-8 record, 1028 points
9. California Crazies (Kristen M.), 4-8 record, 826 points
10. Bully Dawgs (Chuck M.), 3-9 record, 933 points

Franny Conference

1. Nickis Ninjas (Nichole H.), 9-3 record, 1109 points
2. Care Bears (Cara H.), 8-4 record, 1185 points
3. Hosty’s Hogs (Bob H.), 8-4 record, 1019 points
4. Max Pain (David S.), 7-5 record, 1062 points
5. The Little Tykes (Marlene H.), 7-5 record, 1026 points
6. Team Smack Down (Anthony M.), 6-6 record, 1113 points
7. BIG BAD BULLIES (Drané Z.), 6-6 record, 980 points
8. The Shadysiders (Eric C.), 4-8 record, 893 points
9. Margarita Mamas (Katie C.), 3-9 record, 983 points
10. Big Red Pigs (Drew Z.), 2-10 record, 843 points

Only three more weeks until the playoffs begin. I hate to say this, but it looks like the basement dwelling teams have already been eliminated from the money round, but they still have a shot at playing for giggles in the consolation round. The top eight teams will make some kind of playoffs, but only the top four in each conference will play for the money prizes.

Here are the standings through week 11:

Martin Conference

1. THE DOMINATION SQUAD (Ryan M.), 9-2 record, 1055 points
2. Yaugdawg (Eric Y.), 8-3 record, 932 points
3. Mudslingers (Mark M.), 7-4 record, 1036 points
4. Midnight Riders (Erin M.), 7-4 record, 880 points
5. Shack Attack (Rachelle S.), 6-5 record, 944 points
6. Rick’s Pics (Rick M.), 5-6 record, 839 points
7. I’m Gonna Win (Adam J.), 4-7 record, 932 points
8. Legion of Doom (Daryl S.), 4-7 record, 813 points
9. California Crazies (Kristen M.), 3-8 record, 724 points
10. Bully Dawgs (Chuck M.), 2-9 record, 835 points

Franny Conference

1. Nickis Ninjas (Nichole H.), 8-3 record, 1028 points
2. Care Bears (Cara H.), 7-4 record, 1043 points
3. Max Pain (David S.), 7-4 record, 980 points
4. The Little Tykes (Marlene H.), 7-4 record, 960 points
5. Hosty’s Hogs (Bob H.), 7-4 record, 919 points
6. BIG BAD BULLIES (Drané Z.), 6-5 record, 903 points
7. Team Smack Down (Anthony M.), 5-6 record, 1036 points
8. Margarita Mamas (Katie C.), 3-8 record, 887 points
9. The Shadysiders (Eric C.), 3-8 record, 792 points
10. Big Red Pigs (Drew Z.), 2-9 record, 768 points

I posted the second highest score in the Franny Conference last week. Unfortunately, I played the team with the highest score (my Mom) and it just led to another number in my loss column. Oh well, she avenged her loss against me the first week of the season.

It looks like early losing teams got revenge in half the contests (spread over both leagues) last week. In the other half, the dominant teams continued their spankings now that the season is drawing to a close

The trade deadline in both leagues is Friday, so make those last minute trades now. In the meantime, here are the standings through week 10:

Martin Conference

1. THE DOMINATION SQUAD (Ryan M.), 8-2 record, 948 points
2. Yaugdawg (Eric Y.), 8-2 record, 871 points
3. Mudslingers (Mark M.), 7-3 record, 973 points
4. Shack Attack (Rachelle S.), 6-4 record, 889 points
5. Midnight Riders (Erin M.), 6-4 record, 789 points
6. Legion of Doom (Daryl S.), 4-6 record, 758 points
7. Rick’s Pics (Rick M.), 4-6 record, 750 points
8. I’m Gonna Win (Adam J.), 3-7 record, 829 points
9. Bully Dawgs (Chuck M.), 2-8 record, 757 points
10. California Crazies (Kristen M.), 2-8 record, 644 points

Franny Conference

1. Nickis Ninjas (Nichole H.), 7-3 record, 956 points
2. The Little Tykes (Marlene H.), 7-3 record, 871 points
3. Care Bears (Cara H.), 6-4 record, 935 points
4. Max Pain (David S.), 6-4 record, 867 points
5. Hosty’s Hogs (Bob H.), 6-4 record, 853 points
6. BIG BAD BULLIES (Drané Z.), 6-4 record, 826 points
7. Team Smack Down (Anthony M.), 4-6 record, 924 points
8. Margarita Mamas (Katie C.), 3-7 record, 845 points
9. The Shadysiders (Eric C.), 3-7 record, 730 points
10. Big Red Pigs (Drew Z.), 2-8 record, 718 points

Starting in week 10, your schedule should start a wrap-around and you will play the teams that you faced earlier in the season. Perhaps the games will be easier this time around, but I doubt it.

The trade deadline for both conferences is this week as well, so make those last minute moves while you can.

Here are the standings, through week 9:

Martin Conference

1. Mudslingers (Mark M.), 7-2 record, 877 points
2. THE DOMINATION SQUAD (Ryan M.), 7-2 record, 820 points
3. Yaugdawg (Eric Y.), 7-2 record, 766 points
4. Midnight Riders (Erin M.), 6-3 record, 740 points
5. Shack Attack (Rachelle S.), 5-4 record, 797 points
6. Legion of Doom (Daryl S.), 4-5 record, 684 points
7. Rick’s Pics (Rick M.), 4-5 record, 680 points
8. I’m Gonna Win (Adam J.), 3-6 record, 748 points
9. Bully Dawgs (Chuck M.), 1-8 record, 657 points
10. California Crazies (Kristen M.), 1-8 record, 559 points

Franny Conference

1. Nickis Ninjas (Nichole H.), 6-3 record, 867 points
2. Care Bears (Cara H.), 6-3 record, 821 points
3. Hosty’s Hogs (Bob H.), 6-3 record, 752 points
4. The Little Tykes (Marlene H.), 6-3 record, 750 points
5. Max Pain (David S.), 5-4 record, 760 points
6. BIG BAD BULLIES (Drané Z.), 5-4 record, 758 points
7. Team Smack Down (Anthony M.), 3-6 record, 809 points
8. Margarita Mamas (Katie C.), 3-6 record, 757 points
9. The Shadysiders (Eric C.), 3-6 record, 666 points
10. Big Red Pigs (Drew Z.), 2-7 record, 663 points